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I Knew A Girl

 I knew a girl that was so

stupid that…….
She called me to get my phone
number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the
orange juice box because it said
“concentrate.”
she put lipstick on her forehead
because she wanted to make up her
mind.
she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical
order.
she
sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish

.
she thought a quarterback was a
refund.

she took a ruler to bed to see how long
she slept.
she asked for a price check at the
pound Store.
she studied for a blood test.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for
cats.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes
occur around the home,
she moved.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took
the 22 bus twice
instead.
when she took you to the airport and
saw a sign that said
“Airport Left” she turned around and went home.

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Girls

 are like apples

on trees. The best ones

are at the top of the tree.

The boys don’t want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren’t as good,

but easier. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they’re amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who’s

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

All girls copy and paste this to your page.

A Gurl :L

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 I knew a girl that was so

stupid that…….
She called me to get my phone
number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the
orange juice box because it said
“concentrate.”
she put lipstick on her forehead
because she wanted to make up her
mind.
she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical
order.
she
sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish .
she thought a quarterback was a
refund.

she took a ruler to bed to see how long
she slept.
she asked for a price check at the
pound Store.
she studied for a blood test.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for
cats.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes
occur around the home,
she moved.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took
the 22 bus twice
instead.
when she took you to the airport and
saw a sign that said
“Airport Left” she turned around and went home.

Bruno Mars had a Grenade and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite,so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name. Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid and then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair which scared The Far East Movement who began to fly like a G6. Nelly then woke up and said it was Just A Dream!

Homework or Tumblr D:

HMMMMM Homework or tumblr

homework..

tumblr..

homework..

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Yeah I’m going with homework……….

NAHHH FUCK IT TUMBLR TIME